Cheesecake Tree.

This is one such Gourmet Cheesecake tree that grows in abundance throughout the World.  Here, harvested and served on a plate in a high class restaurant it is exceedingly difficult to appreciate how a whole forest of them might look- all swaying in time to the singing breeze, lightly toasted on top. Of course, in a high class restaurant the taste will not be so fresh. Oh you cannot imagine how absolutely delicious a freshly picked strappleberry cheesecake lollipop is! Oh that we all could know such wonders in our lives. 

There are many different varieties of cheesecake tree, from lemon through to strappleberry, through to kiwi, through to pineapple and even kwapple, a hybrid of the kiwi and pineapple. All of them are an ideal habitat for the Squealing Parsnip that the Only Cow in the World enjoys so much.

The Only Cow in the World.

Oh what a cow indeed, to be the only cow! This cow, believed to be of Swiss origin, is the very cow that prevented Bernad from joining in the ludicrous egg-poking pastimes of his peers. As such it wears a beret to classify it as a Benefactor to the World.  The cow enjoys many priveliges including a whole wing (old metric term from the time of the Purple Chicken, still widely used) of land to itself, a beret, a Swiss flag, and a vote in the Llamas general election. So far, it has not exercised its vote. Whether this is because it is of superior intelligence and refrains from voting because it realises that its vote will not make a lot of difference to the re-election of Bernad the Flying Llama once again, or because it doesn't understand votes, is a source of much debate among the Llamas. In any case it is a happy and fullfilled cow.  Who cares who it votes for, really?

The Squealing Parsnips

 
these are the squealing parsnips. As you can see, they need a lot of space because they squeal so much. However, it is not a scream of terror- oh no. Invariably it will be something like "The cat needs watering again Agnes dear!" which is not at all terrified. Merely concerned for the kitty's welfare.